Today's entry:
I'm ill & it sucks.

My first entry in weeks at 5am in the morning! /does a pirouette

I'm going to 'celebrate' by spending the rest of the day
ill and huddled up and feeling sorry for myself because
I won't be able to breathe and it's going to be be such a
wonderful experience; like sex with girls and very pretty boys.

Oooh, orgasm.