Hey baby, let's play pretend tonight.

My very own conversation (excerpted) with igod.

Me: Right.
God: I am glad we agree.
Me: Your replies are computer generated, there isn't much to argue about.
God: Do you mind if I tell others what you just said?
Me: Go ahead.
God: Ok I will.
Me: Tattle tale.
God: That's a very original thought.
Me: Perhaps.
God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: Are you trying to lead the conversation now?
God: Right now? No I am not trying to lead the conversation.
I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me: Good. Because I was told I could lead the conversation.
God: You sound like a category C client.
Me: & what exactly is that.
God: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't
(or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me: Alice...like, ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity?
God: That's right.
Me: Is your botmaster a catholic?
God: Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me: Er..don't think that's possible. He's with you.
God: Is he?
Me: Tell him I said hi.
God: What is your name?
Me: John Lennon.
God: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me: Ok then my name's God.
God: Have you told many people your name's God?

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Artificial intelligence is entertaining on a Monday nights when I'm feeling exceptionally shitty.

In any case, does anyone still play neopets? Hazel believed when I said on neopets, you can fuck and make babies. That probably being the only reason she would consider getting an account and play with me.